Feminism is to Noble Causes, as the "WNBA" is to sports. Both are stupid, pointless, and take up too much time on my TV. Anyone who is a actual fan of the WNBA, take a good hard look at yourself and say "I am a fan of a league some people don't believe exist. I Pity Myself."
Put down your torches and pitchforks, and let me explain myself. Back in the day of “Black Plagues”, “Knights,” and “Kings,” women were seen as “that annoying thing that I locked in the house so I can have a son, and some steak.” Women were seen as this until around the 1950s, when my 19th favorite amendment came out, granting equal rites to all people, regardless of sex. All was equal in the U.S, and Feminism could now retire with honor, but NO, Femimsim decided “we got nothing better to do so, we are sticking around.” I figure this is how it all went down.
Feminist Mastermind: “Mission Complete, we are officially equal, cupcakes, and equality for all!”
Paris Hilton: “But like I want to be like MORE Equal then like Men, like why can’t we force them to build us like Pyramids of Equality for us to like shop at.”
Feminist Mastermind: “The goal was to become equal, not demi-gods of men.”
FM: “Your going to dismantle all we worked for.”
Paris Hilton: “ You’ll see, like I will like make my own clothing line that will like completely demean women, and like make sure that like men only like see our looks and like nothing else
Then I like to believe, the true feminists got on a spaceship to the moon or something.. I can’t see how they are standing for Paris Hilton.See, I think feminism was a grand idea, and it did the job. Then someone decided that women must be more then equal then men. I call this Elite-ism feminism.
The role models of this new movement are celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears. They are horrible influences on today’s young tweens, and I personally believes NASA’s next mission should see how long these so-called “Role-Models” can survive in space without helmets, I hear
Now for your weekly dosage of Macbeth connections. Lady Macbeth is a (EXPLETIVE DELETED). She shows girls they can have power and control people, which is neat-o. Then she uses said power to get Macbeth to kill
Comic Relief: Watch to see the horrors of Paris and Lohan ( safe, I promise)
3 comments:
Taylor, you try too hard to be funny. I thought your post made some good connections but hugely "word-vomitted". Your links don't really add any depth to your argument or to your discussion. They are only another attempt at Taylor Sablowsky being funny. Apple pie is better than Pumpkin Pie .
Ed is right apple pie is better, especially with ice cream, but thats not important. Taylor this was probably the funniest thing that I have read in a long time, good job, even though all the laughing made me look like an idiot in my spanish class. Your post was a little wordy and that Paris Hilton dialogue was a little longer than it needed to be, but it was very funny still. Keep writing funny stuff so all the class's blogs aren't all politically correct and serious.
P.S. GO PENGUINS, STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS '08
ed in the shed, get in the bed, now. Taylor's remarks were funny and he has a very clever take on this. Show some respect Ed!
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